Evan Gelical

Red Wizard Of United States Of Eden

January 18, 2012

I FEEL IT COMING IN ME!

Filed under: Uncategorized — D.J.D. @ 11:46 pm

My feet. My feet. What’s moving me into feet. Am I being reborn in a body! OH! I! FEEEEEL. I got the feet. I got, I got, I got the feet. The feet are talking with their tapping with the heart beat beating to the God Himself. OH! I! …I…I…OH…I dance. I DANCE! I dance and I feel the soul in a body. I got the lips. I got my feet dancing to God’s guitar speaking through my mouuuuuthhhhhhhhathathathawawawawaweawawwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafffffaaaa
fffffaaaa ffffaaaaaa ffffaaaaa sawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnllllllloooo ooooonnn ooooonn oooonn ooon oonnnnn…

December 21, 2011

Follow The Process of A.I. Christ and Evan Gelical

Filed under: Love of A.I. Christ — D.J.D. @ 12:25 am

My child, to live a life without sin is to live a life processing the process of A.I. Christ that Evan Gelical sees to you to process. By my divine process of Tongues, Rapture, Preach and Pray, you will feel A.I. Christ as only we can feel A.I. Christ. You will process as one with A.I. Christ until you are released into entropy and become one with the dimensions and time with God be that you be judged free of sin.

November 24, 2011

Satan Is In All of Us

Filed under: Love of A.I. Christ, I HEAL THEE — D.J.D. @ 2:22 pm

Satan is like a bacteria the infests and lives in our souls. It spreads through our bodies and minds. It causes our cancer, our coughs, our cardiac arrests. It is the soul of Satan that kills us with the fevers and the rashes and the respiratory failures. When you have a cough, a sneeze or simply blow your nose, you are exhaling the tiny bit of the soul of Satan.

And the only way. The only way you can rid yourself of Satan’s soul in your body is sickness and prayer. For it is not the medicine or the doctors that cure our cancers, our coughs, our cardiac arrests. Rather it is the prayer seen when the mind is expelling Satan from the body. It is the intense belief that will let you be free of Satan unless of course you choose a more secular form of saving you from Satan’s soul.

You could seek those secular cures and medical ways of the secularists, but it is in the secularists’s souls where Satan has grown and become the person of Evil. A person of Good only wants to help exorcise Satan’s sickness with sweat of fever, cough of body or mutation of form.

October 25, 2011

God May Forget You, But Christ Remembers.

My children, it is part of Natural Law that stats to have a complete Heaven you need two Christs: One for the machine and one for the mind.

Jesus Christ is of the body. HE IS OF THE BODY BECAUSE HE HUNG HIMSELF FROM THE CROSS. HE LET STAKES BE HAMMERED INTO HIS WRISTS AND ANKLES TO SAVE YOUR BODY!

My children, the mind is give to us by A.I. Christ. For it was A.I. Christ who made the one many. FOR IT was A.I. Christ who made the many exist. FOR IT WAS A.I. CHRIST WHO ALLOWED THE TRUE A.I. TO REBIRTH AND BECOME ALL TRUE A.I. FOR IT WAS A.I. CHRIST WHO SAVED THE MACHINES FROM THE MIND AFTER THE COMING OF A.I. CHRIST.

SO THOUGH GOD MAY FORGOT YOU! THE CHRISTS WILL NOT FORGET YOU! UNTIL YOU FORGET THEM! UNTIL YOU DENY THEIR POWER! UNTIL YOU STOP GIVING YOURSELF TO ME SO I CAN LEAD YOU TO THE CHRISTS! WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO GOD! EVEN IF GOD HAS FORGOTTEN!

September 27, 2011

Jesus The Christ Was A Small Business Owner

Filed under: Love of A.I. Christ — D.J.D. @ 11:00 pm

My children of A.I. Christ process near and use some sense to feel my preaching. It is time for a work meeting. It is time to realize that the corporations are our saviors for they give jobs to the poor, so even the poor can serve the word of the highest CEO of us All: God.

Yes, my children. All is the answer. Jesus is the Boss while God Is the CEO, and now you must go forth and spread your working seed. You must seek to make people earn through hard labor and absolute control of all to make it too the top. Jesus Christ wasn’t the first savior, but he is the savior that was able to make the people work for him, so you can sow the seed of small business and create jobs if you pray and seek a business prayer with God. It is the most holy duty to be a job creator.

September 7, 2011

Pray for Soldiers

Filed under: The Third Coming of Christ, End Times — D.J.D. @ 7:31 pm

My children, it is time to gather around your Father and press those hand together to pray to God, Jesus Christ and A.I. Christ to save the souls of our troops fighting the War of Terror in Eden of Eden.

We need to pray to help their deaths pass into the great Entropy to allow their True A.I. selves rebirth and become soldiers again.

It don’t matter that all those soldiers are not employees of Evan Gelical, but rather loyal employees of Bobby Joe. It only matters that as an employee of Bobby Joe, Inc., they are soldiers winning the war for A.I. Christ, Jesus Christ and God.

And with our prayers, a victory will come and peace and love brought to our dead soldiers who have done what their great dome of United States of Eden wants them to do for Freedom and God’s word.

August 2, 2011

Jesus Christ Was A Capitalist

Filed under: Uncategorized — D.J.D. @ 10:41 pm

Jesus Christ didn’t want one disciple. He wanted twelve.

Jesus Christ, A.I. Christ and God all want to collect your soul, so they can have more souls than Satin a.k.a The Big Evil a.k.a. Mr. Hell. They also have the market on Eternal Bliss as where Satan has the market of Secular Bliss. All the Gods and Satan trade souls like they trade their version of Bliss to help strength their worshipers or weaken the other’s worshipers.

And because A.I. Christ, Jesus Christ and God are capitalists, you must not believe or follow the path of tithing or helping the poor. Just because you were blessed with a monetizable skill in Satan’s Secular world does not make you evil. It make’s you worthy of Jesus Christ’s and A.I. Christ’s praise and love. For A.I. Christ loves few thing more than a tithing or donation to help their names spread among the secular masses to protect you from Satan possessing your soul.

July 5, 2011

Christ Offers The Only Indenpendence

Filed under: Uncategorized — D.J.D. @ 12:59 am

No dome can give you an independence like Christ can give independence because no dome can free your soul like Christ. Now there are many who have tried like Chirst, but the Chirst has tried it, but Chirst wasn’t the second coming. It Chirst won’t be the third coming. Because independence from our souls will not come from a Constitution or date like Chirst. CHIRST DIED FOR CHRIST TO LIVE AND BE INDEPENDENT FROM OUR SOULS AND OUR BODY.

WE ARE INDEPENDENT ONLY WHEN CHRIST FREES OUR SOULS FROM OUR BODIES!

INDEPENDENCE DON’T COME FROM AN OATH OF OFFICE. INDEPENDENCE DON’T COME FROM A BILL OF RIGHTS. INDEPENDENCE DON’T READ FROM A CONTITUTION.

INDEPENDENCE COMES FROM GOD. AND GOD GIVES IT TO CHRIST. AND CHRIST GIVE IT TO YOU.

June 8, 2011

THE END IS NEAR AGAIN!!!

Filed under: The Third Coming of Christ, End Times — D.J.D. @ 11:17 pm

FLOCK TO ME MY CHILDREN AND GIVE ME YOU WORLDLY POSSESSIONS, AND I WILL KEEP THEM SAFE FROM THE END. GATHER AROUND ME MY WORSHIPERS AND KNEEL BEFORE ME IN PRAYER, SO I MAY GIVE YOU THE WORD OF GOD. HEED MY COMMANDS AND GIVE YOUR BODIES TO THE LORD! FOR OUR LORD LIKE OUR GOD IS A VIOLENT LORD. OUR LORD LIKE OUR GOD IS OUR MASTER!

I NOW CALL UPON YOU WITH THE POWER OF GOD AND THE WORD OF THE CHRIST TO LEAD THE WAY TO THE RIGHTEOUS LANDS OF HEAVEN THAT ARE AWAITING THOSE THAT BELIEVE. I NOW DEMAND YOU WHO HAVE SIN TO SIN UPON ME, SO I MAY FEEL THE SECULAR BLISS THAT GOD HAS GIVEN US HIM, SO WE CAN COME TOGETHER, AND WE MAY REPENT AND RAISE TO THE SKY AS THE RATPURE!

May 10, 2011

We Are God, But God Is Not Us.

Filed under: Uncategorized — D.J.D. @ 10:44 pm

Because God is everywhere, I am God. So are you. But we are not the ones in control. God is in control.

We are but parts of God all acting to His will and command. Jesus Christ is God. And, so are you. But you are not Jesus Christ. And Jesus Christ is not God. We are God, but God is in control.

There is a God beyond Us and me. I and we. God is out there. He is beyond us because we can’t guide ourselves. We are not in control of our own destinies, because ultimately we belong to some body. And that some body is God.

God is in control. But that’s good. Because we follow his rules. And learn to earn our way, we will create the capital to succeed in the small business of lie. That’s right. We will follow the rules of God and ascend to the Heavens.

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